Delightfully Useless

Hmm. I think in the tinkering with the word-count I lost the idea I was going for. As it stands, it's just about somebody being stuck in a strange place for seven days, but the thing that struck me reading the prompt was the idea of "seven days" being a place one could find oneself in - and that turning the wrong corner and finding oneself there was very much the kind of thing that might happen to the hapless human in an S&S story.